First and foremost: I am probably the wrong bloke to be writing about feminism. In many ways, I’m very stereotypical in my male-ness. The way men are accused of talking over women – yeah, I do that with alarming regularity. I may distinguish myself from other men by kicking myself about it later, but so far I haven’t improved on the behaviour.

I talk the talk however about the radical notion that women are people and oh my gracious, have we still not evolved beyond notions of the glass ceiling? No, we really haven’t. I recently read a blog entry (and I really need to improve my bookmarking of these things if I’m going to cite them myself) about the number of females achieving CEO status in US corporations. Yes, that number has grown in recent years, and so has the number of female CEOs booted for not being able to turn the messes of their predecessors around on a dime.

Bloomberg’s article on the recent study is here:
http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2014-04-29/why-women-ceos-get-fired-more-often

Oddly, the money quote isn’t “To be exact: Over the past 10 years, 38 percent of female chief executives of the world’s 2,500 biggest public companies were fired, compared to 27 percent of their male counterparts.”

The meat of the issue is that women and minorities are hired into senior positions when corporations are in crisis. If turnaround isn’t swift, the boot is, and these crisis hires are generally replaced by white males. Again.

It’s heartening occasionally to note that there are more female prime ministers than there ever have been, but discrimination is still rampant and we still have BS like the current NFL scandal (which Rachel Maddow is covering quite well). There was a bloke on Friday’s show who laid it out. Commissioner Goodell makes something like $44 million per year to keep the scandals at bay and keep the NFL the multi-billion dollar franchise it’s become. There have been three or four domestic abuse cases to come out of the NFL in the last week or so, which of course begs the question: how many have been effectively shoved under the carpet in the last ten years? When this kind of thing goes public in other realms, policies go into place right quick to show that the company in question is serious about addressing the problem. The first thing that came to my mind on hearing about these NFL cases was: why isn’t there an abuse clause in all player’s contracts? Accused of domestic abuse? Benched for an entire season. At least. Convicted? Out. The Ray Rice case is such that a conviction isn’t really necessary: He’s never denied he’s the man on the video. Is it really something we can stand to see or hear equivocated?

Goodell’s lies about when he and the league knew about the tape were almost enough to make me lose my lunch this afternoon.

Jena MacGregor who blogs for the Washington Post argues (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/on-leadership/wp/2014/09/19/indra-nooyi-the-nfl-and-the-responsibility-of-female-ceos/) that the female CEOs of Pepsi, GM, and Campbell’s Soup would show great leadership in speaking out, but contrary to the demands of some leaders, they don’t have “a special responsibility” to do so. MacGregor doesn’t name the people calling for female CEOs to speak out, but points to (another) Bloomberg article (http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-09-17/nfl-sponsors-staying-mum-on-abuse-crosses-ceo-gender-line.html), which names two: Donna Lopiano, the former CEO of the Women’s Sports Foundation and Pat Cook, president of Cook & Co., a boutique executive search firm in Bronxville, New York.

I suppose I agree that female CEOs have no special responsibility to speak out, but stakeholders in general – all CEOs who sponsor the NFL, for example, should stop covering their asses and look only to the moral high ground. Tracy Chapman once sang “all that you have is your soul” – well, I’m an atheist. If you believe in your soul, support its well-being by telling the NFL that your $100 million in sponsorship money might be better spent elsewhere. Or simply be honourable and do the same.

Mind you, the boards of Campbells, GM, and PepsiCo will gladly show the CEOs MacGregor cites the door as soon as such a decision is shown to affect the holy bottom line. Such are the times we live in.

Friends and others recommend musical goodies to me all the time. This is probably not surprising. This morning, my friend Rusty suggests Darkthrone, a black metal/punk band. I’m sure the moment will come when that satisfies my musical desires. On this foggy Friday morning, the music of choice is The Jazz Crusaders at the Lighthouse (the first one recorded in ’62) featuring the recently departed Joe Sample on keys.  I know there’s much to be written about the early 60s West Coast sound, but several help files on cost analysis beckon.

Now that’s my kind of jukebox…

Jukebox!

September 16, 2014

Yesterday’s adventures included finally finishing the Essentials training for the software I’ve been documenting for a year. Training, until a couple of months ago took a back seat to just catching up with the astounding amount of writing that had to be done. My manager agreed with me that I could take Mondays as my training day. It’s nice that the same week that I sign a permanent contract with the company, I finish the prerequisite for all the advanced training.

For several years I refused to utter the word ‘barbecue’ because I felt it jinxed things. Invite your friends over for a barbecue and rain is guaranteed. So I started calling such events OGFEs: Outdoor Grilled Food Experiences. This past summer, after having a couple of OGFEs rained out too, I decided to chuck the word. Yesterday evening, my friend Cara invited me over for a barbecue – her man Trevor built a brick grill in front of their place and in fact, his dad was in town from Australia, and her folks and sister came over as well. Her sister’s man (John? I think so) is another American, from a small town in Illinois. Always good to expand the American contingent abroad, I say.

Right. Cara’s Scottish. I told her I had no dog in the fight, but I was curious what she and her folks felt about the referendum. Having lived in the Netherlands as long as they have (30+ years), they don’t have a vote, but are solidly pro-independence. It’s an exciting time and I’m pretty sure I’d vote for independence too, given the opportunity. This is a gut thing that has a lot to do with the amount of wealth from Scotland that moves to London without the Scots getting much in return. I also feel that modern conservative governments in the UK (and there hasn’t really been a liberal one since before Thatcher) haven’t done well by the citizenry in general and any chance not to have the banks of London set your monetary policy is a chance to take and run with.

The old political dictum, cui bono holds sway in England as it long has in America. Translated strictly as ‘to whose good’ or ‘who benefits’ it more loosely means ‘follow the money’. You don’t have to follow it far to know that the US no longer has any semblance of a democracy. Policy is about who contributes to the campaigns, who offers the greatest future lobbying salary to current congress-critters. Eric Cantor, case in point.

I’m pretty sure it was Tom Robinson who said, ‘When you see a politician speaking, you have to ask yourself one question: Why is this asshole lying to me?’ When the powers that be in Whitehall, today that being the leaders of the three main UK parties, plus former PM Gordon Brown (a Scot), say ‘We’ll make things better for Scotland, the question is ‘What aren’t you telling me about how union benefits your bottom line?’

There are numerous graphs online that detail how much tax money flows from Scotland to London and how much Scotland gets back in services. The ones I’ve seen tend to have a Scottish bias, but this has a lot to do with self-selected sourcing. I know I’m biased and that the blogs I read and the articles I tend to finish agree with my own points of view. That said, the numbers I’ve seen recently indicate a deficit of 10-20 billion pounds per year. Even if the Scots forego any kind of currency union, that’s a number they could make up pretty handily (says your humble reporter who has no background in economics at all).

It’s sad, however, that the heard sane voices of conservatism tend to favour the establishment and that the heard less sane voices of English conservatism are folks like Nadine Dorries and the BNP. Dorries gets quoted talking about Scots who ‘are paid to eat deep-fried Mars bars’ which does little to help the Yes camp. parties, plus former PM Gordon Brown (a Scot), say ‘We’ll make things better for Scotland, the question is ‘What aren’t you telling me about how union benefits your bottom line?’

There are numerous graphs online that detail how much tax money flows from Scotland to London and how much Scotland gets back in services. The ones I’ve seen tend to have a Scottish bias, but this has a lot to do with self-selected sourcing. I know I’m biased and that the blogs I read and the articles I tend to finish agree with my own points of view. That said, the numbers I’ve seen recently indicate a deficit of 10-20 billion pounds per year. Even if the Scots forego any kind of currency union, that’s a number they could make up pretty handily (says your humble reporter who has no background in economics at all).

It’s sad, however, that the heard sane voices of conservatism tend to favour the establishment and that the heard less sane voices of English conservatism are folks like Nadine Dorries and the BNP. Dorries gets quoted talking about Scots who ‘are paid to eat deep-fried Mars bars’ which does little to help the Yes camp. Source: http://www.bedfordshire-news.co.uk/Mid-Bedfordshire-MP-Nadine-Dorries-gives-view/story-22927469-detail/story.html

My feeling, if you haven’t cottoned onto it yet, is that I’d rather see a new experiment in democracy come out of the referendum, and perhaps see London look to new ways to be more representative of the people of England rather than less. I’d like to see the Conservative party live up to what they’re promising in the last days of the campaign – more power devolving to the territories and greater representation and less power in the hands of the House of Lords. If they really believed such things would be to the greater benefit of their voting constituencies, however, they would have campaigned on them several years ago. And followed through. The fact is the constituencies of the PM, the deputy PM and the opposition leader are the banks and the other denizens of the City of London. Follow the money.

Alas, I did not see this fine article on variations on the G&T until rather late in the game.

http://www.saveur.com/gallery/gin-and-tonic-recipes

I’m keenest to try the Bar Code and the Pretty Tony.